Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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