Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I forget how to act sober
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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