try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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