Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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