if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna bring you to show and tell
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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