I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think a kid would responsible me up
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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