ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
