When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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