Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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