p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
