theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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