Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
