whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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