Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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