You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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