just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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