saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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