dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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