I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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