If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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