whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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