we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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