would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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