AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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