trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
