i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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