But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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