I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
