He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
you win again, gameday.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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