So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
