Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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