Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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