They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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