Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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