Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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