Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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