his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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