I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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