I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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