sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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