even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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