i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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