It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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