theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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