and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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