nut hugger
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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