Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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