Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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