You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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