they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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