Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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